Australia, the land Down Under, is a vast continent filled with stunning landscapes, unique wildlife, and vibrant cities. From the iconic Sydney Opera House to the rugged Outback, there’s no shortage of adventures to be had. Here’s a must-do list for anyone visiting Australia, complete with funny anecdotes and tips to make your trip memorable.

1. Snorkel the Great Barrier Reef

The Great Barrier Reef is a natural wonder and a must-see for any traveler to Australia. My snorkeling adventure was a mix of awe and comedy as I struggled with my snorkel gear, inhaled more seawater than I’d like to admit, and tried to avoid the curious fish that seemed to think my flailing limbs were food.

Tip: Take a guided tour if you’re new to snorkeling. The guides can help you get the most out of the experience and avoid any mishaps.

2. Cuddle a Koala

No trip to Australia is complete without meeting a koala. At a wildlife park, I eagerly queued up to hold one of these adorable marsupials. The koala was as cute as expected, but I wasn’t prepared for its surprisingly sharp claws and the strong eucalyptus smell.

Tip: Check which wildlife parks allow koala cuddling, as it’s only permitted in certain states. Be gentle and follow the handler’s instructions for a smooth experience.

3. Climb the Sydney Harbour Bridge

The Sydney Harbour Bridge climb offers spectacular views of the city. My climb was filled with nervous laughter and wobbly legs as I navigated the catwalks high above the water. The sense of accomplishment (and relief) at the top was unforgettable.

Tip: Wear comfortable clothing and sturdy shoes. The climb is physically demanding, but the view from the top is worth it.

4. Surf at Bondi Beach

Bondi Beach is a surfer’s paradise, and I was determined to catch a wave. After several failed attempts and spectacular wipeouts, I managed to stand up for a few glorious seconds before tumbling into the surf. The lifeguards seemed amused by my persistent efforts.

Tip: Take a beginner’s surf lesson if you’re new to the sport. The instructors can help you get started and improve your chances of success.

5. Explore the Outback

A trip to the Australian Outback offers a glimpse into the country’s rugged beauty. My journey included a visit to Uluru, where I tried my hand at “bushwalking” (hiking in the bush). I quickly learned that the Outback’s heat and flies are no joke, and my hat became my best friend.

Tip: Stay hydrated, wear sun protection, and carry insect repellent. The Outback is stunning but requires proper preparation.

6. Visit Kangaroo Island

Kangaroo Island is a wildlife haven, home to kangaroos, koalas, sea lions, and more. My visit included a close encounter with a group of friendly kangaroos, one of which decided my backpack was an interesting snack. The playful antics of the sea lions were also a highlight.

Tip: Respect the wildlife and keep a safe distance. The animals on Kangaroo Island are used to humans but are still wild creatures.

7. Drive the Great Ocean Road

The Great Ocean Road offers one of the most scenic drives in the world. My road trip included stops at the Twelve Apostles and other breathtaking viewpoints. Navigating the winding coastal roads was an adventure, especially when I realized that driving on the left side of the road required more concentration than expected.

Tip: Take your time and plan plenty of stops. The views are stunning, and there are many beautiful spots to explore along the way.

8. Enjoy Wine Tasting in the Barossa Valley

The Barossa Valley is renowned for its world-class wineries. My wine-tasting tour was a delightful experience, though my attempt to sound knowledgeable about wine led to some amusing interactions with the sommeliers. By the end of the tour, my palate was pleased, but my notes were indecipherable.

Tip: Book a guided tour to learn about the region’s wines. Don’t worry about trying to sound like an expert—just enjoy the flavors and the experience.

9. Experience the Sydney Opera House

The Sydney Opera House is a masterpiece of modern architecture. I attended a performance and was mesmerized by both the show and the venue. My attempt to capture the perfect photo outside, however, was thwarted by a flock of seagulls that seemed determined to photobomb every shot.

Tip: Arrive early to explore the Opera House and its surroundings. The evening performances are particularly magical, but the building is stunning at any time of day.

10. Trek the Blue Mountains

The Blue Mountains offer breathtaking scenery and hiking trails. My trek through the lush forests and rugged cliffs was both challenging and rewarding. The sight of the Three Sisters rock formation was worth every step, though my legs were wobbly for days afterward.

Tip: Wear sturdy hiking boots and pack plenty of water. The trails can be steep and challenging, but the views are spectacular.